Thursday, July 31, 2008
Joke !!!
This is a 'BEST JOKE' award winner in UK, apparently(1)
One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.
As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says 'You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here.'
Theastonished Chinese man replied 'It was not the Chinese who bombed yourPearl Harbor , it was the Japanese'.
'Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese,you're all the same,' replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says 'You sank the Titanic; my forefathers were on that ship.'
Shocked,Spielberg replies 'It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me.'
TheChinese replies, 'Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same.'
(2)
This is a true story from the Japanese Embassy in US..!!!A few years ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some basic English conversation trainingbefore he visits Washington and meets president Bill Clinton...
The instructor told Mori: "Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Clinton, please say 'how are you'. Then Mr. Clinton should say," I'm fine, and you?" Now you should say ' Me too'. After that we, translators, will do all the work for you."
It looks quite simple, but the truth is....
when Mori met Clinton , he mistakenly said "Who Are You?" instead of "How are you". Mr. Clinton was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor: "Well, I'm Hilary's husband, ha-ha...."
Then Mori replied "Me too, ha-ha.."
Then there was a long silence in the meeting room....
Source: Gillian's blog
Memories kept >> 8:04 PM
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
USELESS GUY !!!
he oways think tat he could done some big business n earn alot of money, bt it is just a dream bcos he never put any effort on his work!!! last year, he owe ah long lots of money, he took his wife's money, abt rm 15000 to do some s2pid, unimportant stuff (i dunno wat is it la), his wife quarrel with him, they nearly divorce, bt his wife dun wanna do so bcos of their children, so she worked hard to earn money (she was a housewife after they get married for over 20 yrs)....bt she realized that working as salesgirl is nt able to return all the money he owed, so she decided to go australia, work in a farm, last yr she decided to go there for 3 yrs, she wont come home within these 3 yrs.... tat was suffering, a hsewife, cannot speak fluent english, little working experience, bt has to work oversea, alone.....
the first few weeks she went there, she told my mum tat she was very suffered, she face alot of difficulties...bt now she oledi adapted the environment there......she sent her money back every month, to her husband to return the money...her husband, the useless guy, live at m'sia with his children, his wife is so suffering now, bt he is nt willing to work hard, got a good opportunity for him to earn money, bt he doesnt want......
few days ago, his wife called my mum, told my mum that her husband didnt return those money to ppl, he just returned few thousand when she just started to work at australia, now he uses the money to do some s2pid n unimportant stuff, even the loan he has not clear yet......WTF !!!
Memories kept >> 7:28 PM
Monday, July 28, 2008
Yeah!!!
Finished my web page design assignment tis morning.....i sat infront of the com from ytd 12pm to 2day 5am........slept for an hour then go to uni....haha..this is nt the worst one, i tried b4 study from the evening until morning 7am of the next day, usually do maths or accounting(last sem)....
as my mum said : "there is nt many chance for you to burn the midnight oil in yr life, so appreciate the sleepless nite n enjoy it while buring midnite oil"...haha...i will rmmb tat !!!
although i finished my assignment, bt i found out alot of probs, bt...dun care la, later only i correct them....n i uploaded my work on the web:
http://ghost0black.googlepages.com/index.html
(use internet explorer to view pls, try nt to use firefox...)
* my dear Fish, sook yee n my dear Swan, swan sim...long time never chat with u all, miss u all so much!!!!
Memories kept >> 7:02 PM
Saturday, July 26, 2008
Sunway Pyramid
2day i skipped sociology class after the s2pid exam n went to pyramid with jia wen, hor yi, wei yen, seng eu, you yean, sun hoe n jason. we watch X-files, er...i m nt really like this type of movie la, need to think alot......hor yi slept in cinema..lolz....
it is a promotion of maxis, they r real ppl, posing there let ppl take picture...after that i wanted to pierce my ears bt i m afraid of pain.....i think n think n think, n i decided to giv up....after wei yen n seng eu left, we shop around n we enter a cosmetic shop, we played around with the nail polish, even the guys were playing with us too, they let us put the color on their nails....
hor yi......c her finger nailswhen we walk to the shop where we could do piercing there, we stand there for awhile, i was considering whether i wanna pierce anot....jia wen tell the salesgirl directly tat i wanna pierce, so i sit down, my hand bcome cold, holding jia wen's hand, bt then when the ear ring go in,...cheh...nt pain at all, (last time i pierce very pain o) bt after awhile, my ears started to pain n red.....(if my mum know tat i got 2 ear ring hole in a ear, sure will scold me, bt i dun care la...hehe)...after tat, jason pierce also, on his left ear..haha
my left ear.....
my right eari did bad in my sociology mid-term, the worst exam i hv had in utar!!!
i felt asleep b4 i finish my studying last nite, omg, 2day rush n rush n rush, trying to stuck everything inside my brain, bt nth go in......
since i did nt do well in my mid-term, nt only socio, even marketing, management, mass comm, etc too, so i must put a great great effort in my finals!!!!
"yesterday is a history, tomorrow is a mystery, bt today is a gift....thats y it's called PRESENT"
-----quoted from xiao bai's msn
Memories kept >> 9:14 PM
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Tough week !!!
Long time never suffer from such a busy week..... rmmb last time, me and my skul frens oways study until midnight, burn midnight oil, sometimes i dun even sleep....just rush for exam....haha, chong hwa skul life... loaded with EXAMSSSSit was suffering, bt fun, we misscall each other, sms each other in the midnight to ensure that our frens were awake n were studying, sometimes we even called each other to chit chat in the midnight, abt 3am, sometimes 5am!!!!
when we were really really tired, we will go to bed for few hours n asked our frens to b our alarm clock, miss call us at the particular time to wake us up.....
24 hrs per day is nt enuf for us!!!
this week, i was rushing for web page design, marketing and management assignment, the sociology presentation n the sociology mid-term exam.....facing the computer everyday once i reach home......assignment assignment, exam exam.......
it makes me feel stress, bt i enjoy it...
instead of being a gal who oways find sth to do, i prefer finding time to do sth
Memories kept >> 10:52 PM
Monday, July 21, 2008
Comic 3rd part....
Labels: comic
Memories kept >> 3:55 PM
Sunday, July 20, 2008
Went to metro prima again.....
2day went to metro prima with my family, we watched movie "red cliff"...the movie is quite nice, takeshi kaneshiro damn lengzai..haha....n one of my fav actor, tony leung is in the movie too....i met some frens at metro prima...b4 movie, i met my ex partner, kai xiang....
after movie, i met the bday boy, ming jun, n jun wen
when we r abt to leave, i saw junyi......
sth tat made me feel bad is tat i bought the wrong seat ....i tot our seat in the cienema was the last 4th row , bt actually it is quite front, my dad n mum feel dizzy while watching, my dad even shouted at me once, n he was trying to find a seat behind.....luckily he said tat the show is nice n interesting, if nt....boring + dizzy = i die
Memories kept >> 11:34 PM
19/07/2008~metro prima....the curve
i drove you yean's myvi around utar this morning, the 1st time i drive auto car.....nearly bang a guy...n you yean said tat my driving is like roller coaster...XD...bt i neither scratch nor bang his car.....in the afternoon, i drove liang chun's car, around chong hwa, auto too.....he was damn nervous, actually he shudn't nervous, bcos he will make me feel even more panic when driving, n i took a long time to do the side parking.......i din bang too....^^
me, shook shin, liang chun n yi jie went to metro prima to watch movie, "the dark night", the show is quite boring, n we were late for the movie abt 20 min, so at the beginning we hv difficulty to understand what is the story abt, n those children in the cinema were so noisy, the kids behind me pull my hair summore....omg....we met ming jun, zhen jiang n some other friends from chong hwa....
after that, we went to the curve n we planned to sing k, bt the rooms r fully book, so we just hv our dinner n chit chat there....n i met you yean there who just finished watching movie with his fren....
then we went to mamak at bandar sri damansara, continue to chit chat......until 11.40pm.....
actually we r supposed to celebrate mine n shook shin bday, bt it looked like a gathering more than a celebration....hehe
Memories kept >> 1:29 AM
Saturday, July 19, 2008
bday present tat i received 2day
bday present tat received from TA1...... it is a necklace, n i like the way the necklace is packed
thx to liang yin, puiyee, wen kit, jia ding, meng hong, ying sern....^^
Memories kept >> 1:53 AM
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
tagged by pris
【 爱情红茶五杯 】第一杯 - 你有宝贝吗：有
第二杯 - 你宝贝是男是女：都有
第三杯 - 你们的关系是：朋友，家人.......
第四杯 - 你都称他（她）为：（称什么都可以）
第五杯 - 你爱他（她）多久：永远
【 家人绿茶五杯 】
第一杯 - 家里有几个兄弟姐妹： 三个
第二杯 - 在家里排行第几：老大
第三杯 - 你最喜欢家里哪个人：家里的全部人
第四杯 - 相反的 最讨厌的是谁：没有讨厌的，我爱死他们
第五杯 - 想对家人说的一句话：谢谢你们，我爱你们
【 友情奶茶五杯 】
第一杯 - 跟你最好的朋友：淑瑜、子欣、忆莲、月金、钻欣、淑欣、良淳、wei yen, su hsiang, sze teng, jia wen, you yean, jae son, zhen hui......etc......
第二杯 - 他（她）都叫你什么呢：诺琳，nok ling
第三杯 - 你们认识了多久：最久最久是11年
第四杯 - 你什么事都会说吗根不同人说不同的事
第五杯 - 想对他（她）说的一句话：我会珍惜我们的每一份友情....
【 特调花茶九杯 】
第一杯 - 你自认很专一吗：不知道列
第二杯 - 你自认很正/帅吗： OK 啦
第三杯 - 会排斥TB或GAY吗：不会
第四杯 - 你最想忘记的烦恼：考不到车牌
第五杯 - 最深刻的美好回忆是：酸甜苦辣，所有回忆都是美好的
第六杯 - 这题目出的会很差吗：还好
第七杯 - 请问今天是几月几号：16/07
第八杯 - 今天是幸运还是倒霉：普通
第九杯 - 最想完成的一个愿望：减肥成功（目前啦...嘿嘿）
【 自我咖啡五杯 】
第一杯 - 请问你的大名是：张诺琳
第二杯 - 你的星座是：巨蟹座
第三杯 - 你的诞生日期是：13/07
第四杯 - 你是乐观or悲观：乐观
第五杯 - 最想把自己变成怎样：漂亮、身材好......嘿嘿
【 点名奶露五杯 】
第一杯 - 你对传单的人的印象是：活泼可爱
第二杯 - 他（她）跟你是什么关系：朋友、中学同校同学
第三杯 - 你想对他（她）说句：你很可爱
第四杯 - 他（她）去过你家吗:没有
第五杯 - 会跟他（她）一直好到永远吗：希望如此
Memories kept >> 7:28 PM
Monday, July 14, 2008
Wei Hoong's 18th bday
haha, we bought condoms for him....he was so surprised to receive tat present......the expiry year is yr 2012, he can keep it until tat year, he might need to use it......heheduring the sociology lecture break time, we gathered at PE011, we did some funny stuff there....haha, it was so funny......
the bday guy, sitting at the center......
*take note at the red color balloon when ren bing sit on it.....haha
Memories kept >> 6:51 PM
My 18th bday.....
ytd, wei yen, sze teng n su hsiang came to my hse surprised......i looked quite blur tat time bcos i just woke up, n dunno wat reaction shud i giv them......touching?? shock??? dunno la, tat time i was in a blur mode.....they bought a cheese cake, n a rose, n some snacks......
my bday cake...^^we decided to go the curve which the plan has been canceled the day b4, so we call seng eu, jason n sun hoe as well..... as we were waiting jason come to fetch us, we chit chat in my room, n wei yen flirt with my bro .....XD....
pic tat took in my room
pic tat took in my roomwe met each other in cineleisure, we watched the movie "journey to the center of the earth", it was a nice show...... after the movie, we hv our dinner at vivo, the food wasnt tat nice......then we went to watson to buy present for wei hoong, the bday boy at 14th of july, we bought condoms for him, other than tat we saw vibrating condoms, n some lubricant....tis is my 1st time to choose which condom to buy...omg.....
when i went back home, my bro ask me y my frens r so weird, he said my frens r "tall, short, fat, thin"...lolx
i received alot of msg, from 13th july 12am till 14th july 12am.......some of my frens, i tot they wont rmmb my bday, so surprised to receive msg from them....hehe...
thx to everyone....luv u all...muaxxxxxxxxxxx ^^
Memories kept >> 6:33 PM
Saturday, July 12, 2008
we shot a short movie
we shot a short movie 2day, if sheng wang success to get the award, the movie will be broadcast at RTM......the main actor is meng leong n main actress is wei yen......i m just ke le fe inside the movie.....we went to the utar's roof to shot one of the scene.....wei yen commit suicide scene...when she raise her leg n scream, the guard down there look up here, tot that somebody really wanna kill herself...haha.....
guess who??? MENG LEONG
guess who again..... SHENG ＷＡＮＧ
sze teng, jason n me take pic in the male toilet
taking pic in the male toilet
OMG....wat is sze teng doing??
the cloud tat i took at the roofMemories kept >> 9:20 PM
Friday, July 11, 2008
I lost my IC
ytd, i lost my purse, i tot it was in wei yen's beg so i din bother it....bt 2day only i knew that i lost it...it might b at the restaurant tat we went ytd....bt actually i m nt panic at all, i dun mind my IC lost, the think tat make me sad is tat my 1 yr old photo is inside my purse.....T.T2day, me, su hsiang, sun hoe n wen yao went to the restaurant to find my purse, bt failed....so we went to the police station to report tat i lost my IC, my 1st time to police station, XD...those policemen hv big tummy, omg....the policeman ask me to redo my IC immediately so we walk to the place where we should go to redo IC....luckily there wasnt many ppl, the lady wanted to do thumbprint, she said "jari kanan..." i show her both side of my thumb n wait her to point the kanan 1, i m quite noob in differentiating where is kiri n where is kanan....su hsiang told wen yao n sun hoe tat we hv to renew our IC at 18 yrs old, so 2 of them renew their IC as well...after tat, i went to take photo for the IC, omg....i m so fat in the photo, my face is round, i wanted to ask her take again, bt i din....n i got my temporary IC.....bt i miss my old IC so much, the IC with my 12 yrs old photo....haha, looks like auntie bt it is so memorable....
when we walk back n go in to sun hoe's car, after he started the engine, we decided to go kfc for lunch, wen yao said tat kfc was nearby there, just infront of those shop, then sun hoe asked wat for we get into car...so we go down from the car again...lol...look s2pid (go into car, start engine, mati engine, go down).... n walked to kfc...eat...n chit chat....
thx to 3 of them, skipped class to accompany me go find IC...my 1st time to "gao dim" tis kind of thing by myself, usually i will ask my mum to do for me....hehe
Memories kept >> 9:06 PM
Thursday, July 10, 2008
Press Conference
2day our presentation, the press conference, was great.....
we r the 1st group to present, our topic is "Malaysia Student for Unity Project", i m the PR manager, sheng wang is the project manager n song writter, wei yen is the director of Song BMG, n sze teng is the celebrity singer.... n we show the video tat we hv done b4 tat.... we get quite high marks for our presentation ^^ we get full marks in our creativity ^^, but when we r media group for 2nd presenting group, we failed to ask all 6 of the "wh-" question, we lose alot of marks there n also lose some marks on our report......
our presentation video tat "released" at the press conference
the 2nd group, which is su hsiang, sin wei n neoh's group, they get high marks in their custom i think, neoh wore the formal police uniform!!!!they hv taken alot of pictures of us acting dead body 2 days ago, they edited with "blood", the effect was there, they show it on their press conference....
the gals, psychologist ler sin wei, inspector tho su hsiang, celebrity singer yuen sze teng, director of song bmg lim wei yen, PR manager chong nok ling, director neo shun hui
the 2nd group,the inspector su hsiang, phychologist sinwei, n director shunhui 
sin wei, me n su hsiang
su hsiang n sin wei, the sisters....
me n my dear, su hsiang
the project manager n song writer lee sheng wang n the victim wong kai fu
sze teng n wei yen....Memories kept >> 6:20 PM
Comic 2nd part....
Source: Sheng Wang's blog
Labels: comic
Memories kept >> 6:14 PM
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
Comic Of Life....LoL....
Source : Sheng Wang's blog (nt plagarism)
Labels: comic
Memories kept >> 6:59 PM
How to hold a press conference
A video that i found when i m doin research for the press conferenceLOL....XD
Memories kept >> 6:50 PM
Friday, July 4, 2008
喜欢一个人好累
主唱：泳儿 昨天 你送我一个笑脸
昨天 你经过了我身边
每天 你这样一举一动
都影响我的悲伤喜悦
昨天 你多看了我一眼
今天 我有些心不在焉
那天 我才会有勇气
勇敢面对
暗恋 喜欢一个人好累
想像 你轻轻搂我的肩
走在 人挤人的街抓紧你的手
甜蜜无限
暗恋 喜欢一个人好累
流泪 在数不尽的黑夜
想念 变成了习惯想你一遍遍
你却好远
如果 你不当我是朋友
可是 极大重要的角色
是否 我就可以占有
你每个笑容
暗恋 喜欢一个人好累
想像 你轻轻搂我的肩
走在 人挤人的街抓紧你的手
甜蜜无限
暗恋 喜欢一个人好累
流泪 在数不尽的黑夜
想念 变成了习惯想你一遍遍
你却好远
暗恋 喜欢一个人好累
想像 你轻轻搂我的肩
走在 人挤人的街抓紧你的手
甜蜜无限
暗恋 喜欢一个人好累
流泪 在数不尽的黑夜搂
想念 变成了习惯想你一遍遍
你却好远
Memories kept >> 8:04 PM
Thursday, July 3, 2008
A weird uncle......
2day me, jia wen, wei yen n seng eu went to sp corner to hv breakfast, the auntie at sp corner suddenly pass a paper to me, it was from a guy, uncle i think....he wrote tat he wanna b fren with me, n he leave his hp num too..OMG...jia wen help me to call the num, when i asked him who r u, i saw the guy who was talking on the phone sitting at another table, ya, tat was him....omg.... he wanted to blj me summore, bt i just pay by myself.....when we went back to utar, he sms me to jia wen's hp, he ask me my name, ask me can i b fren with him.....omg, looks like gam yu lou...bt i din reply him...12.++pm, alot of us went to sp to hv lunch, he sms to jia wen's hp again to ask me whether i can hv lunch with him anot.....me n jia wen laugh, everybody start asking us wat happened......when they knew wat has happened, they started to discuss abt that, n waiting the guy to appear in sp, they were so eager to c the guy, lolz......when jia wen, seng eu n wei yen confirmed that the guy with pitch color shirt is tat uncle....everybody stood up n walk to the place where the uncle sat to "gap" him, i dun dare to walk near him.....those guys, kai fu, meng leong, jae sen, you yean n summore , they stand infront of the uncle n look at him, c how does he look like...according to you yean, he was worse than mr.pek ......lolz......
OMG man.....i dun dare to go to sp corner alone anymore
Memories kept >> 7:47 PM
